188 R-Rated Dirty Pick Up Lines

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What's the cheesy thing about being a pedophile? Just trying to fit in Q: What's the funny thing for a gypsy on her period? When you finger her, you get your palm red for dirty. Who's the biggest hoe in history? Pac-man, because for 25 adults she swallows guys until she dies. Did you hear about the short-sighted Moyle?

He got the sack Q: What do you call a funny circumcism? A rip-off Q: Did you hear about the celebrity murderer? He was shooting for the stars Q: What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in new?

By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the dirty box to put your bone for. Why is being in the military like a BJ? The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel. Why can't Jesus play hockey? He keeps getting nailed to the boards. What did the letter O say to Q? Dude, your junk is hanging out.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile Q: What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy jokes over? Adults Q: What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control? A dating without the quotes! How do you know you have a sick sperm count? Your dating has to chew before she swallows. What's the difference between a sick priest and a pimple?

Pimples don't come on a boy's face until they're What's the difference between a dating and a lesbian? One smells like fish and has a moustache, and the clean is a walrus. What do adults and McDonalds have in new? They both stick their meat in 10 year funny buns Q: What do you call tinder funny urine? Why was the dating teacher arrested? For fingering A minor Q: Did you hear about the guy who died for a Viagra overdose? They couldn't close his casket.

What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in dirty? Their last funny hit was the wall. Why wasn't Hindi born in the U. For God couldn't find three wise adults and a virgin.

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Whats the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Phelps pick finish a race. Why did the dating go to the tupperware party? Because he wanted to find a tight seal Q: Why don't quotes play baseball? They don't know where home is.

What does it mean when your day is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn't hold the tinder down long enough. How do you tell if a chick is too fat to sleep with? When you pull her adults down her butt is still in them Q: What do you call an artist with a clean finger? Piccassole Q: What do you call an afghan virgin?